DiViNE EViL DiViNE EViL: September 2007


Thursday, September 27, 2007

A Dairy Farm you live in, a Dairy Farm you get

Yeah so the place I live in is called the 'Dairy Farm Estate'. They said that this piece of land used to be a dairy farm long ago. Well although there aren't any cows in Dairy Farm now (thankfully), there are still some 'exotic' critters that rarely run around other condominiums.

Yes I understand house lizards/geckoes and cockroaches are usual house pests, but in here there are about 3 times more common. Ants especially, I can differentiate a few species running in my house. But why cockroaches don't really fly even though they have wings? Just when I discovered a cockroach in my toilet yesterday after a whole night studying Geography I sprayed it with the shower and dumped it into the toilet bowl. It was so strong, as many other insects, after getting sprayed full blast from a shower head would just crumple into a corner. Yet this cockroach, and like many of its species, even after getting dumped into the toilet bowl, could still crawl out of it. However, it didn't fly, and that's what resulted in its demise (you can guess what happened).

If ever there were a monster cockroach and it did fly whenever it wanted, it would be a powerful creature...(add that natural radioactivity shield trait and living without a head). I mean, it doesn't really attack people, but it is hard to kill, is resistant to water and nuclear fallout, and too agile to be shot. AND it can fly!

As I'm not making a point there, so I shall guide you (or whoever is the reader and isn't disgusted by SuperRoach) to the other animals in the 'Dairy Farm'...to the rarer creatures. There are lizards here, not those puny house lizards and geckoes that hang on your wall, but the ones that are big and fat, or long until they curl their tails. You can see the characteristic reptile skin (if it stays long enough) and it ranges from brown to yellow to green...and although rarely, they can get into your house. My house to be specific, but of course we wouldn't kill such an unusual specimen (my mother didn't dare touch it anyway). They run frigging fast, except for that big fat one (the pictures got formatted away last time). Well it isn't as bad when lizards get into your house, but what you won't want in your house are...

Monkeys. I guess reports of monkeys are also heard elsewhere, but the back of Dairy Farm faces a 'jungle', where groups of monkeys reside. In some seasons they set off as a large group, ranging from 10 to 30 individual members (and some baby monkeys cling to their parents upside-down) and they cross the road. Yes cross the road. Why did the monkey cross the road? Because it isn't scared of you. Yeah as you know they're bullies, and anything that looks like a human child will be scared off by them. They have also been reported breaking into a house (I would shut those windows if I were the victim). Not amusing at all. I guess it's only amusing when you watch them from a safe distance. Not until they cross the road. Talking about crossing the road, a more popular animal does that...

Chickens. Okay not exactly chickens (as in chicken rice). Roosters, and they cross the road. Why did the rooster cross the road? To annoy us. Yes these roosters are no longer around, because they were so annoying. (Don't worry they weren't eaten). They supposedly belonged to a guy who lived in the Estate and kept the roosters across the road. Yes, across the road, and stop asking questions. There were like about five of them I guess, and I heard that they were expensive ones, not for eating. Meanwhile, the guy somehow died. I didn't hear the whole story anyway. The roosters then were left alone with no owner...and somehow they weren't restrained anymore. So they crossed the road (argh dammit) and came into the Estate. Now that wouldn't be bad if you see a beautiful bird when you were walking but these roosters had no sense of time. Yeah everyone knows they wake people up at dawn by crowing or calling or shouting or whatever. Now these roosters. They call at 0500 hours. A bit too early? The sun hasn't even risen. They call at 0600. Okay perhaps that's acceptable...They call at 0700. Nobody hears them anyway, we're not living in the past you know, people use alarm clocks now. They call at 1200. Huh they're still caling? They call at 1600. It's getting annoying...They call at 1900. !#*^%$^%! They call at 2100. What the!? They call at 0000. )!*#(&%^( CHICKENASUAHS

Anyway, obviously you can't take it when you've been woken up at four in the morning by friggin roosters. So we called those workers who were around fixing the swimming pool at the time to catch them and somehow donate them to somewhere else. Yeah, they're going to take care of them quick 'cos chickens can't fly. But these roosters can FRIGGIN fly!! I mean, they fly more than a cockroach! AND they know when to use their wings...Just when people are about to get them. So, when it was determined they HAD to use specialised people and equipment to get them, we had more sleepless nights.

They got them eventually though. And there ARE other creatures here and there. A usually elusive one is the squirrel...well cute things don't appear in your face often. And even when you spot one on a tree trunk, the squirrel will be on the direct opposite side of it, and as you go around the tree trunk, it goes around the tree trunk too, and you will never get to see it until it reaches the top of the tree and hides in the leaves. Somehow. (And thay means you can't get to see it). And no, it wasn't a thick tree.

The rarest though was probably a pangolin. When I first saw it I thought it was an armadillo (because I didn't know what was a pangolin), and it was in a thick tree in the Estate. I have absolutely no idea how it got there, nor have I ever seen such an animal, or expect to see such an animal in anywhere in Singapore which isn't named 'Teh Zoo'. There was a man and his daughter passing by, I remembered, and the little girl asked "what's that?" to her father and the man took a glance at it and said "it's a cat" and I nearly OMGWTFLOLBBQCHICKENASUAHS on my own saliva(some copy-paste there, and I'd admit I was putting in some exaggeration). It reminded me of a sloth because it was so slow, and it didn't even look *remotely* like a cat. It was even bigger than an average cat. Anyway it was reported and taken away by something else (didn't know what it was, but it wasn't Teh Zoo I guess). Well it was still something interesting that you don't see every day. Or every life.

There are still many random creatures, albeit less intereting ones, in the 'Dairy Farm'. There are like lots of cicadas, frogs near the swimming pool, beetles, squashed lizards, crazy dogs (though they had an owner) and bald-headed humanoid figures going bonkers at everything (I believe that's a human). Until I have more time (like after Physics examination tomorrow), I may just elaborate on them (especially that humanoid thing).
JLam posted this at 17:08 | link | 0 comments |

Sunday, September 23, 2007

Lizards conduct electricity.

Oh and I forgot what was the aim for posting here earlier today...Me and my forgetfulness.

Tay Yi came to my house to study yesterday...and he got all emo about past memories again...well anyway, there were constant power trips going on while we were studying (and emoing), but it didn't affect us much as we were only using the fan. However, I didn't know the cause until that night, when I asked my father about it.

Apparently this lizard went into the box with the wires (some three or four letter acronym standing for some electrical thingy, quoted by my father) and it touched the Earth wire and Neutral wire at the same time (back to secondary school Physics). This caused electricity to flow through the lizard, and since that wirebox thingy detected that the current in the Live and Neutral wires are different (since the current was flowing to the Earth), it stopped the power...

I did not witness the poor lizard but apparently, according to witnesses, it got internally suntanned. Or you know, burnt to a crisp. This is why you should never be between the Earth and Neutrals. You will conduct 'till you die.
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Your Time is Up.

Five consecutive days of examinations left. That will determine my destiny.

And although the first two days of these aforementioned examinations are relatively unimportant (in my case), they still add stress!

Ahha so I'm almost giving up on Mathematics totally save for some free-points topics that I should attempt to grasp. The Mathematics department is sooo lazy anyway. So therefore, it will rely on my sciences. Chemistry shouldn't be a problem with some revision, but Physics will need as much luck as it can get. For me that is. And only I will know whether I will survive. 'Till the end of time.

My confidence is like a Sine Graph.

Scrap that. Now my camera can't upload photographs because the cable has rusted. I mean, RadianNewton!?? It's not as if I exposed that cable to a lot of moisture or anything, but still, the metal parts of a cable rusting? These things are SUPPOSED to be like all rustproof now. And so there goes, another phase of monotonousity.

You may wonder why 'Your Time is Up.' Not because it's down, but because we all share the same time in the same world, and yet, I don't have enough. Therefore, all will experience, anxiety.

As I leave, it's Evening.
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Sunday, September 16, 2007


I will create a new survey! Wahahaaha.

TehSurVeY Part 1

001. What do you think about thick trees?

002. Have you ever tried sleeping face down?

003. What's the colour of your chair?

004. What's your favourite subject?

005. If you could come up with your own values, what would you prioritize?

006. Do you believe the world will be too polluted to live in 100 years' time?

007. Do you like the number 7 with two zeroes in front?

008. Do you like digital or analog clocks?

009. What type of games do you like?

010. Are you picky on people's typing/spelling/grammar?

011. What do you think about jogging...

012. How long can you hold your pee?

013. How long can you hold your fart?

014. How long can you hold a sneeze?

015. How long can you hold your dung..?

016. If there is one thing you could do right now, what would you do? (classic generic question)

017. Do you liek thick trees?

018. So I herd u liek Mudkipz?

019. If you had a son what will you name him?

020. If you could rename your father what would you name him?

021. If you could rename your sister what would you name her?

022. If you saw a dinosaur what would you do.

023. Which part of your body is the most agile?

024. What is your favourite time of the day?

025. If I gave you $500.00 to make you like thick trees for the rest of your life, would you accept it?

Alright so that ends TehSurVeY Part 1! Answer at your own risk.
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A Friend Test

I'm not really fond of these but whatever anyway ahahahahahaha.

Create your own Friend Test here
JLam posted this at 22:28 | link | 0 comments |


From now on, I vow to stop emo-ing myself on my own blog! Incandescent. (Insert random word). Anyway, I revised some physics and I did KINEMATTIICS!!!! RRrrrRRR. I will understand physics, dig into a hole into the depths of knowledge, and suck out the KINEMATTIICS!!!!! out of it. And that's right, I'm not going paranoid! (no more extra exclaimation marks)

And so, I will delve on others' blogs (though there aren't many, but I am one by myself) and I will dig out Tay Yi's constant thirst for weird surveys. Now here is one I took from him:
(not the most recent one)

Surveys for the bored (wtf no underline function? Or I just suck)

1. Were you smiling when you woke up this morning?
That seriously sounded wrong. If you don't know, see http://forums.dota-allstars.com/index.php?showtopic=76221&st=0. Actually, the quote goes: "It was a fabulous day and Sven woke up with a smile on his face. He picked up his big nasty sword and sold it for a 'cute' pair of really tight pants. He then walked to the main camp and bought himself a head dress and stormed the battle field with no weapon, just pure heart. Pudge saw this and was like, 'WTF, Sven is gay!?' he reported this to the Lich king. The lich king stared into Pudges soul, ripped out his spine, and ate it. Naix saw this and was so overcome with confusion that he exploded. This explosion caused clinks to smile, not just any smile, a smile that could kill you in your sleep."

And that is why you should never wake up with a smile on your face. I never do.

2. When was the last time you met someone new?
When they were born

3. When did you last eat pizza?
3-4 Weeks ago I think

4. Do you drink beer?

5. Do you wash your own clothes?
No again.

6. Are you any good at poker?
N--oh. Of course, this might have something to do with luck.

7. What do you want more than anything?
Pwn everyone in studies without studying

8. Are you tired?
When I face my physics notes

9. Besides your bed, what is your favorite thing in your room?
My mattress, I guess. I can't sleep without my mattress...

10. Pepsi or Coke?
Better question would be 7-up or Sprite, but since you didn't ask that, I won't answer that either.

11. Would you ever take someone back if they cheated on you?
Of course, it is situational.

12. Do you enjoy piercings and tattoos?
No and no again.

13. Taco Bell or McDonald's?
Better question would be Burger King or KFC, but since you didn't ask that, I won't answer that either.

14. Are you restless?
I guess so...none of my moves include rest (Pokemon reference)

15. Is your computer desktop or a laptop?
My computer is below my desk, so it's a desklow.

16. How many friendster views do you have?
I think 3 was the record.

17. Want to be a prince/princess?
If it means I can pwn people in their studies without studying then yes whatever.

18. Do you believe dreams come true?
If I dreamt beliefs came true.

19. Last song you heard?
Either some Azure Dreams soundtrack or Astral (DM Ashura)

20. Do you like Batman?
So I herd u liek Zubatz.? (you do NOT want to know what's the story behind this)

21. Who is in the room with you?
My sister. No one else. Confirmed.

22. what r u wearin on ur foot?
Skin*gets shot*

23. What was the last thing you ate?
I think it was a fish.

24. What were you doing before this?
Doing Project Work to no progress

25. What is the closest item near youthat is blue?
I think it's a hole puncher no wait. It's the chair I'm sitting on

26. In your opinion what is theweirdest thing listed ongoofysicons.com?
"the name of the site itself"-Agree with Tay Yi on this one

27. What instant messaging service doyou use?
Windows Live Messenger, I think I didn't have much choice.

28. what is ur fav website?
I think it's this.

29. Whose house were you at???
"mine. eh no, my dad's house."-What Tay Yi said

30. What do you wear more, jeans orsweatpants?
My fashion knowledge sucks so I'll just say long pants that look plain and are comfortable.

31. What is the last movie you watched?
Oh that's tough. Let's say...I forgot.

32. What do you currently hear rightnow?
Me rocking my chair for fun (and it makes squeaky noises)

33. When did you last buy a new pair of pants?
That was part of my school uniform, so it was more than 9 months ago.

34. Where's your favorite place to be?
Home yeah.

35. Where do you sleep?
Home yeah.

36. Where do you shop the most?
Kinokuniya Stationery Section.

37. Where did you get the shirt you'rewearing?
PJC Orientation 1 Shirt!!

38. Coach Purse or NFL game tickets?
Better question would be Playing or Watching Tennis, but since you didn't ask that, I won't answer that either.

39. Where was your default pic taken?

40. Why did you pick your background?
Because it looks nice..?

41. Are you happy with where you are?
Yes because I'm HOME

42. Do you believe love at first sight?
That's nonsense.

43. Do you believe in celebrating anniversaries?
Well, if you say believe, then I guess yes...

44. Do you believe that you can change someone?
Oo yes. See what the power of DiViNE EViL can do.

45. What are you going to do after you do this survey?
My Project Work....dang it has been delayed for over an hour.

PART 2``

1. Would you marry for money?

2.Have you had braces?
No again.

3.Could you live without a computer?
If everybody else didn't too, then yes.

4.If you could live in any past time,Nah Im happy with the timezone i am in right nowand I can't play Secret fast enough (with hasty keys) togo back in time. Damn.
I think I (or Tay Yi) screwed up copying this question. Yes this is his answer anyway.

5.Do you drink enough water?
I've got to say, No.

6.Do you wear shoes in the house ortake 'em off?.
Take them off!

7.What are your favorite fruits?
Apple and apple only

8.What is your favorite place to visit?
Home? Or maybe school now.

9.Are you photogenic?
Absolutely not. I got more pictures of thick trees than myself.

10.Do you dream in color or black and white?
I've got 3 letters for this question..: LOL

11.Why do you take survey??
Because I'm bored with Project Work

12.Do you drink alcohol?
All those Carbons and Hydrogens and Oxygens...I don't think so.

13.What is the most beautiful language?
Fefnic, although I don't understand that. (and neither will you)

14.Do you like being kissed when youare asleep?
Well, how would I know.

15.WHAT do you like MOST: Sunrise or sunset?
WHAT I like MOST: My LIFE. Otherwise, I prefer (use this word, dumass question) sunset. (don't have to wake up early)

16.Do you want to live until you're 100yrs old?
That is situational, again.

19.When you watch movies at home, do you like the lights switched on or off?
Watch movies at home? That's a joke.

20.Do you believe in magic?
In a game yes.

22.Do you like to watch cartoons?
Hm I guess if you fed me some then I will.

23.At what age did you find out that Santa Claus wasn't real?
"The moment I heard about it."- Tay Yi

24.Do you write poems?

25.Do you snore?
A whole darn lot. Not good to have a perma-stuck nose.

26.You sleep more on your back,front,or sides?
Sides, but will eventually be on my back which triggers more snoring

27.Would you rather have a poodle or arottweiler?
Better question would be Mutton or Chicken, but since you didn't ask that, I won't answer that either.

28.Are you basically a happy person?
I think I'm an advanced happy person

29.Are you tired?
I'm not facing physics notes now.

30.Did you drink anything with caffeine?

32.How many land line/cellphones do you have in your house?
OVER 9000!!!**@$* Anyway, I think about 10?

33.Do you get along with your parents?
Yeah somewhat.

34.Do u smoke?
No in teh face.

35.Do you have a kitty?
No again.

36.Have you ever had a birthday party?
I think this is the first 3-No-s in a row, so you can imagine the questions...yeah

37.What do you do when you're sad?
Share sorrows on a forum...I guess. I've not been that sad before.

38. What do you need most now?
Time. Lots of it

39.What song are you listening to now?
If I were, then it'd perhaps be Astral (DM Ashura).

Phew. Now that's done. (Some questions are missing don't ask me why).
Anyway, got to do my Project Work. So...I hope it will be different now! And that I can do KINEMATTIICS!!!!
JLam posted this at 20:54 | link | 0 comments |

Monday, September 03, 2007

Half Month

It has been another half a month...and half is left.

However, I somehow don't feel the 'mugging' (that's what they call it) power that should have been working out of my wits. Perhaps that is because the school is still teaching topics to be tested for the examinations...ridiculous, in my opinion.

Anyway, it is as if nobody treats this examination as important as any other major examination...I can't get enough help. And my feelings are playing on my mind...my confidence wanes in and out, but my knowledge remains stagnant. If I had known any better, I should not be typing here anyway.

However, it does give me some consolation...but, I will still not be intending to return...until the battle is over.
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